When facebook friends break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend and think they can hide it, they might hide it for a month or so, but people will find out…especially me. These are the steps I like to take:
1). notice they are not in any recent photos together (or even worse, if they were engaged, not wearing a ring anymore). no recent photos? proceed to step 2.
2). check relationship status (this is usually hidden, but usually it said ‘in a relationship’ or ‘engaged to’ and now is missing…dead giveaway). next…
3). go through profile picture album. all pictures with significant other missing? move on to step 4…
4). search their friends for their significant other. not there? you can safely say they are over.
5). this is just an extra step for fun, to celebrate your detective work. Look at their wall for sympathy or condolence wall posts. these can be vague (ie: “love you girl” or just a “<3”) or they can be not as subtle (ie “U R SO MUCH BETTER THEN THAT LOZER !#$%#%$^@). *my grammatical error was on purpose to reflect 80% of my facebook friend’s capabilities.
My favorites are when they delete each other from facebook and then they make up and have to re-add each other. Off and on relationships are the most embarrassing/entertaining.
Sorry if any of this makes me a horrible person, but don’t act like you don’t do it too.
1 comments:
This is INCREDIBLE. You totally nailed it and made me feel better at the same time, 'cause these are my methods of approach, TOO! We are so twinners. Sort of. :)
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